It's a hell of a thing to have someone try to kill you.

You're standing there, you're talking, and some nutjob pulls a bow and arrow--a bow and arrow--and tries to pull a bad impression of William Tell. He was still grinning as he turned to Wylie... but that doesn't mean it isn't hitting him where it hurts ( Read more... )

The door swings open and John Adams steps in, grinning smugly as he straightens his jacket.

It is, perhaps, one of those rare moments when Mr. Adams is caught in what normal people would call a "good mood", mostly due to the fact that he actually won an argument with Franklin. (An eagle it should be, and an eagle it will be! A turkey, honestly, what ( Read more... )

Mitchell Hundred is at the bar counter.

To all appearances, he's not doing anything all that interesting. He's just sitting with a beer staring at his cellphone.

Sometimes you need intellectual conversation.

Sometimes you need to talk to your cellphone about the most inane things, like people's area codes.

The door opens on a flash of red and white, hastily secreted behind a button-down shirt. Ralph closes the door behind him and looks around.

"All right! It worked!"

He'd been experimenting with ways to get back to the strange extra-dimensional bar for a while now, and had apparently found the right way to give that mental push with the suit in ( Read more... )

"--you were a hero!" comes the heavily accented voice from behind him as the doorway opens ( Read more... )

Mal is in a rather cheerful mood tonight, and he offers the following specials:

Any drink with an animal in its name is half-price. Bonus points for horses.

What? He's a weird one.

[ooc: On until 12 am EST.]

Normally, Jennifer Walters always has a somewhat stable portal to Milliways from a certain infamous restaurant in New York City. It's a gamble; half the time when she opens the door to Pascha's she gets Milliways, and the other half she gets five star and five alarm tandoori chicken, pakoras, and naan. Either way, she usually has an interesting ( Read more... )

Mitchell Hundred has a headache.

His headache, as one might get from the slightly aggravated expression on his face as he looks at the mechanical wonder on the table before him, stems from the fact that there is a serious warp in the metal on the outside of his jetpack. It's actually bad enough that it's cracked in a couple of spots ( Read more... )

It's ( Read more... )